Thursday, July 11, 2013

I'm a Woman

Yet.......

I won't prepare coffee in the morning. I would like my coffee while still on bed and you should prepare and bring it to me. 

I won't cook for anyone. You may visit my home but you've got to take care and cook and feed for yourself. I would also expect you to cook for me; but of course I won't insist or stare at you when you are eating. 

I am not an entertainer. I won't entertain you; but I have made provisions for the same. I have a BIG Plasma 3D TV for you to watch and get entertained while I may read a book in my own space. 

I won't say "chooo chweet" or "cute" when kids yell. They better STOP!

God bless if the maid doesn't turn up. I will go fasting for days; but I won't cook! Who's gonna wash the vessels and clean up the kitchen? 

I won't arrange your clothes in cupboard. Don't ask me where your underwear is? Thats your underwear! 

Don't expect me to listen to you, hear your problems and cuddle you up. Go find a teddy bear. 

I fight; and I fight. That's it. Don't wait for me to come up to you and make it up. I won't (crossing my hands now!) 

And man! why should I try changing you? Don't think I might try to bring you in line.

I also don't expect you to hold the door open for me to pass. 

Nor do I expect you to pay the bill at the restaurant. 

No; I don't want you to pull the chair for me to make me comfortable. 

I don't wait for you to offer to drop me home - I can hire a taxi. 

Yes, I can fix a light bulb and I can clean the ceiling. 

AND don't expect me to be a carrier of your future progeny. 

If you've  developed all these ideas by reading mushy quotes; wake up!

I am a WOMAN


34 comments:

  1. Haha :) Yes, I know what you mean. I am a woman, a very lazy one.

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  2. Oh GOD...Save the friends here whose wives read this post.

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    1. :) Chowla sir, I am sorry for them too

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  3. LOL. We are like that wonly! ;)
    Sigh...the roles people expect a woman to fill.

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    1. :) Exactly! And all those woman, mother quotes really make me go mad!

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  4. Are you in the matrimonial market? Guess you should marry somebody like me, who loves to do all the things that you hate to do!

    Velu must be like me, a hell of a guy! :-D

    It almost read like a women's lib poem!!

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    1. Haha not yet Balan :-P

      Velu is just accommodating and I am grateful for that. It isn't any liberating poem Balan, I just get pissed off whenever I see those mushy women quotes on Facebook. I thought to write better of it. And whatever I've mentioned is truly incidental of me. I am like this and I know I would be banished from many homes.

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  5. Let me confess that I'm now a bit frightened to even read your post and comment.
    Didn't gauge that you were so awful. Poor Mr. Velu ha ha!!!

    B, your fantasy was good .ha!

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    1. :) haha I am Anil! Velu has adapted :-P and finally Anil, after reading you say it was a fantasy! Its true :)

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  6. Aha!!! Be yourself... that the best thing you can do to yourself and your partner...Known a lot of women who tried to transform only to be filled with a lot of bitterness later :D .... To hell with trying to be what people want you to be...

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    1. :) Exactly; it doesn't work in the long run so better to strip your character off and show what you are

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    1. Thanks Alice :) How have you been?

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  8. some women find a lot happiness in sacrifice to keep their loved ones happy. if they get the same love and are not taken for granted, wow, we have a rare happy situation. some women (and men) are tired of getting used, or seeing people getting chewed up and spit out, why wouldn't you want to step back and enjoy your own life for a change?

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    1. Hmm its a tight rope. Do what makes you happy

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  9. no updates?? Its been long.

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  10. I hear your roar

    ALOHA from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral
    ><}}(°>

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    1. Cloudia,

      Welcome to B Log and thanks much :) Women the world over seem to be in similar situations

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  11. Hi

    After so long!

    It is all fine with me so long as you dont ask me to take care of you! I was looking for someone like this !

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    1. Doc,

      Yeah been a while isn't it? Hahaha yeah exactly!

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    1. Thanks SG. I am thanking you so late; been busy at work

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  13. Thanks for the big laugh I couldn't suppress till now..!

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  14. My sentiments exactly but I end up doing all for them...probably I lack will power.

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    1. I have become thick skinned. I don't mind being branded a rebel these days :) Maybe it will take a while

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