Friday, April 9, 2010

Wicked



Now, how many are already having those wicked smile :-P I see it!!
However angelic we claim we are, we would have done some harmless wicked stuffs. You bet!!! The happiness we get out of it...:-)


ITS WICKED

- When a lady bluntly rejects a friend request from a handsome hunk.

- When you inform your manager in the team meeting that he has not completed a task that YOU are depending on.

- Fill the remaining can of diet Coke with water before your colleague gets back to his desk.

- Send a mail from your friend's mail ID to the whole bunch that "I am getting married" when he is away leaving his system unlocked.

- Offer coffee mixed with salt to your guest who has dropped in unannounced, and then profusely apologize.

- Call up your colleague's cellphone in the midst of meeting and the phone sings "Kajraa re....Kajraa re"

- Give wrong directions to some one seeking directions on the road, instead of saying that you didn't know the place.

- Cut the strap of the footwear and ask your mom to buy a new pair.

- Wake up a soundly sleeping person and tell him/her that its late for work; when its actually dusk.

- Raise a false fire alarm at office and say "Oh, I accidentally pressed the switch".


Dont ask me what all I did. What all I did not do will be a shorter list :-P

Anymore to add to the lists :-P

37 comments:

  1. hahahahha..wicked things list? I can name 1000 wicked things I have done; recent one being - errrrr you know right? great list..and I can guess what all you must have done :D

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  2. Nice one. I have done a lot of wicked things. Some mentionable. Some unmentionable. When I was in school, I used to eat, without his knowledge, the lunch brought by my friend and had this wicked smile when he opened his lunch box.

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  3. http://nipunmittal.blogspot.com/2010/01/pranky-project.html

    Thats my naughtiest adventure.
    People are usually afraid of my wicked smile.
    I give it all the time when i know the truth and someone tries to fool me..:)
    It feels great u c..
    Do tell what u have done?

    Cheers

    Nuts

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  4. You reminded me of my college days. I am curious now, can u tell me which of these you have not done :)

    I remember just 1 wicked thing that I did...I mixed soya sauce and water in coke bottle and served it to some of my friends...needless to say, they were spitting in all those areas where tukna mana tha :)

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  5. Well, I don't even know that whether I have wicked smile or not! :)

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  6. Call up a successful competitor to tell him that there is Bomb in his office while his overseas clients are with him.
    This one is true--it has happened in reality.

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  7. well it seems i have list .... endless!

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  8. Dear Insignia,

    Good post to laugh.

    Everyone really might have been experienced in one or other from your list.

    Today, I have called one of my superior over cellphone and I came to know he was in a meeting. I don't know what type of ring tone he is having and the situation over there. So, I also falls under this category.

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  9. Good post.
    I too remember calling our guest Sapaturama when he asked me sapattacha?. I was a kid and didn't know Tamil at that time. Wicked me.

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  10. ha ha ! Wicked indeed ! Have been party to some of what you mention !

    And there are a few on the list that are yet to be done. Yet to be !

    :)

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  11. The one about giving wrong directions is the most wicked thing to do.
    And being The Holy Lama, sharing wicked anecdotes is strict no no:P

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  12. Neha,

    :-D I know!! I know!! who can beat you? :-D
    I would love to give back the same way as you did recently :-P

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  13. SG,

    Thanks. Oh sad!! The poor guy would continue starving everyday huh?

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  14. Nipun,

    I will read the one for sure. Ohh hmm..you have to take a photo of your wicked smile and share it with us :-)

    What all have I done? Everything that I have mentioned :-P
    And few more things! :-P

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  15. Gayathri,

    Only college days? Dont you do such things anymore??
    I have done thats everything in that list :-D

    Ohh awww...soya sauce and water in coke!!!! Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

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  16. Chowla ji,

    You did this??? Oh my God!!! They would have definitely not taken it light :-)

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  17. Hary,

    Compile the list soon :-)

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  18. Naidu sir,

    Hahahaha. Thats why I always suggest people to not have caller tunes or ring tones of movie songs :-D

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  19. Chitra,

    :-D I guess the guest did not eat at your home ever after :-P

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  20. Kavi,

    Welcome to the club!! and please plan for the rest soon :-P

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  21. Holy Lama,

    :-D yeah sad about them. But my wicked mind doesn't cease.

    You can shed of your 'Holy' tag once in a while. :-)

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  22. I'd so love to be a wicked one (and I always thought I was) but have done none of the acts listed. Tchah. I don't want to be angelic
    ;-) If I had to take a pick, I'd opt for the last one. Evil grin!!

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  23. lostworld,

    So angelic you are!!! The last one is so awesome one :-P Try it at your office

    :-) (wicked smile)

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  24. wickeddddddddddddddd yeah the list is wickedddddd.. I ahve done some very wicked things.. when i was in hostel will take ages to write..

    I want to me more wicked.. yeah and please I too need the list of WHAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE..

    - have got rejected :( someone else was beign wicked then :)

    - OH i do that all that time telling the manager...

    - I filled in with VODKA...

    - have done this too, esepcially when at station someone forget to logout in a hurry yummmy it is ...

    - no not coffee with salt, though once we beat coffee with RUM and my friends maasi who is a Veg, drank it and was saying AAJ TASTE KAAFI ACHA HAI :)

    - wrong direction yes plenty of times..

    - Woken up people ..
    and YEah i also remeber going on our bikes, then as we come parallel to a girl riding a scooter or something say "Madam woh scooter ka aage wala , tyre ghoom raha hai".. PANIC.. the girl stops and starts to look he hehehe


    or call a rickshaw wala and say "BHaiya rickshaw khaali hai".. "haanji sahib".. "PATHAT BHAR LO YAAR" and plenty more.. :)


    made me smile the artile :)

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  25. like pic
    lol
    about water mixing in coke just imagine the friends face after he drinks it

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  26. he he... total fun... here's what i'd been up to:

    1 - replace my friend's vodka glass with water when he visited the washroom
    2 - announced "Good News" on April fool's day and later told the victims it was a abt a paycheck i recd

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  28. Bik,

    :-) Those were some nice pranks. esp the scooter wheel :-D Thats really wicked.

    Aww, You want to know what I have not done. I have done everything on the list :-P

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  29. sm,

    I did it on my colleague and he was walking around asking people why Diet coke tasted different :-S

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  30. ajay,

    welcome to B Log. :-) Thanks much, its sheer fun indeed!

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  31. Hi anuradha,

    welcome to B Log. Those are really 2 wicked things :-) Keep going!!!

    Please feel free to visit this space again :-)

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  32. Oh! My one is asking boss for his work!! :)

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  33. Bhavesh,

    Welcome back. :-) Hahahaha yes you can get immense happiness when doing that :-)

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  34. Enjoyed all except the giving wrong directions..thing
    grrrrrr

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