Note : Its a satire..Yeah I need to explicitly mention it; my earlier experience tells me so.. This is a conversation between me and my alter-ego.
The Americans can have their way. If they can do it, why can't we?
Now what is this blabber about?
Terrorists.....Osama. He was hunted down and killed even without a trial.
Are you saying it was wrong?
You see, there is nothing like a right or a wrong. What is right for me, could be wrong for you and vice versa.
Are you the alter-ego or me?What is your concern?
The Indian government has listed 50 most wanted terrorists and all are based out of Pakistan. The media is asking why cannot we do a America-like operation to eliminate Dawood.
We cant. They could do because they are Americans; with billions of dollars of aid being given to Pakistan. They can afford to do it! They gave a new lease of life to the Afghans by driving out the Russians. They have been aiding Pakistan against the war on terror. So they can break the sovereignty of a country; raid a town and kill a terror mastermind. We cant....Period.
Dont sulk. We Indians have done much better things to worry about not being able to mimic an American way.
Like....winning the Cricket World Cup!
OK! Like sacrificing Mallika Sherawat to Hollywood.
Eeewwww we are better off than having her here!
Oh ok! Like inventing the ZERO!
Nah its not Oh! Ohhh!! Its 0 as in 2-O-O-O in Two thousand.
I am still not convinced.
Why dont you accept that we have given the world far better stuffs to lead a good standard of living?
Give me one good point to agree.
Yeah Ass-jet. We have a simpler and cleaner way to wash than wiping off our asses with papers!
Yeah! You are right! Hail the Ass-jet!