Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Its fine...You Nut!!

  • Have you ever responded with a "For what joy?" when your friend said that her uncle passed away?
  • Were you trying to increase the TV volume with your cell phone?
  • Have you ever royally typed your password in the wrong text box when there were people staring at your monitor?
  • Have you smiled and wished someone Good Morning as you walked past by and was ignored?
  • Did you squeeze out shaving cream in place of tooth paste and brush your teeth in sleepy mood and tasted something weird?
  • Have you ever retorted with a "But Why????" when your colleague informs you that he is getting married?  
  • Have you dialed your own phone number in distress and curse the supposed person for the constant busy tone?
  • Have you sung aloud while listening to your ipod while commuting in a bus and noticed people giving funny looks at you?
  • Have you held a hot vessel to pour milk instead of using a holder forgetting that you just boiled the milk, and shuddered?
  • Have you wrapped around just a towel around you to open the door; in the middle of your bath; thinking it should be your family and then get embarrassed when its someone else?
  • Have you pressed the accelerator when you had to press the brake and lose control of your car? 
  • Have you tapped your desk in rhythm to the music outside forgetting that you are in a lecture hall and invite the teacher's wrath?
  • Have you thrown the groundnuts away and held back their shells and before you pop it in your mouth, you realize what you did?
  • Have you continued typing on your computer without realizing the focus is not on the editor? 
  • Have you tried unlocking your house door by showing or swiping your badge and wonder why the door has not opened?
  • Have you walked straight and banged into a glass partition just before the attendant informs you about it?
  • Have you tried pressing Alt+F3 in vain instead of Alt+F4 when you were playing Farm ville and your manager walks by you unannounced? And then he says "Can you be my neighbor? :-D
 
Most of the above quoted has happened with me. Its fine to be a nut!!


51 comments:

  1. Excellent. I have had 4 or 5 of this happened before. Very embarassing. But now it looks funny.

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  2. Well well well Wow a Big long list of stuff..

    No i have not said that to my friend

    typing of password in wrong box , done it umpteen times, half the people in office know my passwords but who cares :)

    AND oh yeah been ignored a lot of time, I have this habit i wish everyone as i go into office, some respond some dont...

    Singing I do it everyday driving my car, the volume is full both of the Stereo and my Mouth

    Towel seems to be interesting , how come I dont get this experience when i ring people's DOORS...

    banging into the door.. last diwali my mates were home, i have patio door, it was open but i closed it, my friend did not know , he put fire and ran and DHAMMM i have it all on video :)

    Excellent article... and happy april fools day to you too..

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  3. I am guilty of doing quite a few things mentioned in the list..now i won't declare over here which ones :P

    but excellent post..very entertaining.. and you are guilty of most? baapre..we seem to be sailing in the same boat :D

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  4. hahahha lolzzz I too am a foollll :D :D lolzzzz hillarious and the farmville one was totally out of the world :D

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  5. excellent
    few things happened with me.
    to share with you
    no.2

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  6. Oh yes most of them especially royally typed the password in the wrong text box

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  8. April Fools Day 2u2 !!
    Ya, i hav done some of the things mentioned in ur post.

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  9. Arreeey yaarr itna observation kaise kar leti ho?
    Wonderful post! I too do few things from the list and yes its fine to be nut because it make some people smile alike your post! Thanks for spreading Smiles! :)

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  10. Hi SG,

    Thank you. I thought you might actually list which all happened with you.
    But yeah its embarrassing :-) but only at that moment, later its funny!!

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  11. Hi Bik,

    :-) I always end up asking "For what joy" for anything and everything and some times, the reasons are such that the question becomes offensive

    Hehehehe, I take care before typing the password.

    Singing in car alone is OK, but doing that in a crowded bus!!!

    Didnt you ever come across a towel clad lady opening the door? How sad :-P

    Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. Happy All fools day to you too.

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  12. wah...must admit, u r so alert

    Have you held a hot vessel to pour milk instead of using a holder forgetting that you just boiled the milk, and shuddered?


    This is something which my mom experiences almost daily :)


    Have you sung aloud while listening to your ipod while commuting in a bus and noticed people giving funny looks at you?

    and this is experienced by me daily ;-)

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  13. hi Neha,

    Oh I understand :-D
    Thanks much. Yeah I am guilty of most of the points mentioned here. :-D

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  14. Rajlakshmi,

    thank you. Glad you liked it a lot :-)

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  15. sm,

    thanks. Its happened with me so many times!! :-D

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  16. Haddock,

    :-) Same with me. Thanks much for the comments

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  17. Shas,

    thank you. Wish you the same. :-)

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  18. Megha,

    Kya karun? Try karti hun ignore karun, lekin nahi hota :-)
    Par yeh tho achcha hai na, brings a smile :-)

    Thanks much for your comments :-) Keep smiling.

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  19. Gayathri,

    Hahahahaha!! You do understand how it feels when people give those looks at you in the bus :-D

    Thanks much and your poor mom!!

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  20. @Insignia:- No not that lucky to get the door opened by a Towel clad lady.. I shall try this weekedn to take a walk and knock on all the DOORS ...

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  21. :)

    I share few of them with you.

    Its fun..lollzzz..especially that towel thing.

    ;)

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  22. haha

    it never happen to me
    b'cos i like loneliness i wont go crowd places, i have only 2 best friends

    they never see my computer

    so far i am reserved person

    lol haha i never ever tried these funny crazy things

    http://smsjar.blogspot.com/

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  23. :-) Takes one nut to know another. I walked into the glass partition the very first day of work!!!
    Nice compilation. Everyone can relate!! Have a grt weekend.

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  24. Not one, not two. I have been nutty on more than few counts.The fact is that I was too embarrassed to have mentioned it. Now with this subject out in the open--well I am not the only one,there are so many who have accepted iy.
    Very nice and straight forward post.

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  25. Were you trying to increase the TV volume with your cell phone?
    *Yes


    Did you squeeze out shaving cream in place of tooth paste and brush your teeth in sleepy mood and tasted something weird?
    *yes


    Have you wrapped around just a towel around you to open the door; in the middle of your bath; thinking it should be your family and then get embarrassed when its someone else?]
    *yes


    Have you thrown the groundnuts away and held back their shells and before you pop it in your mouth, you realize what you did?'[

    *yes

    __

    Cool.No?

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  26. Very nice post. These things happen with many of the people in their day to day routine.

    If not all, few of these things happened to me also. And the fact is to be admitted and nice chance to remember those mistakes.

    I will add one or two which I have observed:

    1) Talking in mobile in public places giving all the expressions, good, bad and ugly without noticing others as if the other caller is in front of him.

    2) Lightening cigarette at the filter side.

    3) Applying face cream to hair vis-a-versa etc., etc.

    Nice opportunity to remember the mistakes committed.

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  27. Bikk,

    Hahahahahahaha!! I cant stop laughing. Now this is a good way to kill the weekend :-P
    Let me know if you had any luck!

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  28. Makk,

    Glad!! Yeah these things happen with most of us :-)

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  29. knk,

    thats wonderful it has not happened with you. Good!!
    But once in a while such things makes you laugh!!

    Have fun!! By the way thanks for coming and keep visitng

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  30. lostworld,

    Geezz..you got me! :-D Hehehehe the glass partition thing happened recently with me at BIAL.
    The security and others laughed out and it was embarrassing and again funny!!

    You have a great one too!!

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  31. chowla sir,

    Ohh you too!! these happens with most of us. At first its embarrassing, but then turn out to be funny. Yeah!! see, you arent the only one. :-)

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  32. sorcerer,

    Yeiippeee!! It is COOL!! :-)

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  33. Naidu sir,

    Yeah these things happen with all of us. Thanks for adding a couple of points.
    Yes, i have seen these...esp lighting cigar the wrong way and applying face cream to hair!!

    Thank you. :-)

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  34. Oh yesss. the password thing.. DEFINITELY.. also.. when I know someone's staring.. my password DEFINITELY gets typed wrongly a few times.. :|
    And OH YES.. I've cursed and sweared in my own little way when the destination phone number is busy when "i" call ! :|

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  35. Great post.
    These are the unsusuak happenings in a usual man's life..:)
    Loved it.
    Felt so connected at some points..:)

    Cheers

    Nuts

    p.s. Happy Fools Day..

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  36. Hey Insignia...visiting ur blog after a long time...
    N i'm guilty if 11 out of 17 things you've mentioned!!
    We all are nuts in one way or the other!!!:D

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  37. Dee,

    Welcome to the world :-) Happens!!

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  38. Nipun,

    Exactly!!! happens with all of us. Felt so connected at only some points?? I thought all :-P

    Take care :-)

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  39. Amina,

    Yeah!! guess you got busy in between. Welcome back. Oh yeah!! cool. 11 out of 17 is still a decent number :-D

    Thank you.

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  40. hi

    insignia

    wat kind of name is this it is difficult to pronounce,

    yesterday you tought of fooling me

    but i cant fool me haha :)


    daily once i will reply comments or daily once i will visit my commentators site


    oh
    i feel good today

    how are u

    see u soon
    have a great good friday

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  41. Thats not my name knk. its just for blog.

    :-) Thats nice, have a great day!!

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  42. I like the new format of your blog. It is super.

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  43. Thanks SG. :-) i wanted something funky

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  44. first things first.. long time.. nice template.. did it on ur own??
    n gethu post for april 1.. only thing is am reading it now.. 5-6 incidents have happened to me too.. n i was literally rofl for the last one even though i dont play farmville..

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  45. Vishnu,

    Long time no see. Welcome back. Guess you were busy with other important things in life, missed your comments :-)

    Ohh thanks, glad you liked the template. No I didnt do, picked it up from Btemplates. Wheres the time to design a template all by myself!!

    Happy all fools month :-) only 5 to 6? Almost all have happened with me :-)

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  46. more than half happened with me.free

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  47. soin,

    Welcome to the club :-D Almost all has happened with me :-P

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  48. Holy Lama,

    What happened? Busy busy? Sure anytime open for membership :-P

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  49. Pretty cool stuff! I'm already a fan of your blog, even though I haven't reached the end of the first page!

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  50. Ashwin,

    Welcome to B Log. :-) Thanks a lot. Its encouraging to be getting such sweet comments. Keep visiting.

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