Here they are
- Broom to spread oil on a large scale while preparing dosas :-)
- Banana doubled up as offering to deity and as a placeholder for incense sticks
- Footwear to beat up eve teasers.
- Charcoal doubling up as dish washing agent and as tooth powder
- Hockey sticks/cricket bats to bash up rogues.
- Horse shoe nailed to the main entrance of a house for luck and prosperity.
- Rice powder to draw rangolis/kolams.
- Sieve to look at the moon during Karwa Chauth
- Soda bottles to knock off someone on the head.
- Saliva expelled in anger to INSULT somebody.
- Sacred ash or Vibuthi to adorn one's forehead as tilak doubles up as a cleaning agent for glass
- Paan stains to paint the town red.
These were all I could think of as of now. New creative ideas welcome :-) Shoot!!
how can u forget that horseshoe can be used to build stable in farmville? :P :P
ReplyDeleteblogging to vent out frustration. (?)
sarcasm to ...................... :D
and there are many eco friendly options..people know them already but never use them na :)
2ndd! :)
ReplyDeletemy gawd..creativity at it's best..sad but true all...
ReplyDeleteLitter to glitter the roads? [instead of increasing the weight of bins]
used chappal-land instead of garland for road side Romeos ?
LOL ! It's funny !
some are tru, some funny and some sarcastic:)
ReplyDeleteThe third one the best.....
ReplyDeleteTrust you to come out with all these..
ReplyDelete3rd one yeah special made james bond type shoes... knifes come out, hidden storage places..
and the Vibuthi.. does it work.. will it clear off the stanis from the human inside ha ha haha :)
and yayyyyyyyy hockey sticks .. now thats something i have in my car all times .. u never know when a GIRL would grab me After all i am so handsome ha ha ha haah aha
Neha,
ReplyDeleteTame crazy che :-P
I have not played farmville to that stage che :-D
Yeah!! Blogging to vent out frustration!! and sarcasm che!! to make people look stupid...Hehehehehe...
Nu,
ReplyDeleteJust miss huh :-)
Thanks a lot. Glad you liked them.
Yes!! Litter to glitter!! Wow rhyming!
Chapal-land :-o
Thanks for the points :-D
Samvedna,
ReplyDeleteYeah :-) Hope you liked them :-)
chitra,
ReplyDeleteYeah!! Only we know to use the footwear for its best :-D
Bik,
ReplyDeleteHehehehe inquisitve mind you see :-D
Hehehehe special ones JB types :-D
Nothing can clear the stains of human inside :-(
Do you really roam around with hockey sticks? Hey but thats for playing na...
You are handsome, yeah!! :-) And a girl grabbing you..let me share this with Maninder :-P
samvedna said it right: some are tru, some funny and some sarcastic:)
ReplyDeleteExcellent post. How about a "sambar karandi" to hit the husband on the head when he says the samber is not tasty.
ReplyDeleteHeeheeheee..I loved the usage of brooms!!! Is this how dosa is made in your home !! ;-D
ReplyDeletehahaha... lovely :)
ReplyDeleteRamesh,
ReplyDeleteThank you :-)
SG,
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...Any karandi would do :-D
lostworld,
ReplyDeleteNo not in my home..but in every restaurant. Have you looked into a restaurant kitchen? :-D
Chandana,
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it. Thanks :-)
ha ha ha ore siripu.. esp bats to beat up... athu correct ponga!
ReplyDeletePaan stains to paint the town red
ReplyDeleteThis was my fav :)
good ones... some of them are so hillarious :P
ReplyDeleteSome married women might say
ReplyDelete"Broom to make husbands work"
"Belan to fix annoying husbands"
some are true some funny
ReplyDeletebut lovely..
satguru-satykikhoj.blogspot.com
In the current scene, I would say Soda Water Bottles is actually what we need besides hockey sticks while driving back late night.
ReplyDeleteHary,
ReplyDeleteappdi edhavadhu adi vaangirukkingala? :-P
Gayathri,
ReplyDeleteThank youuuu :-)
Rajlakshmi,
ReplyDeleteThanks. Glad you liked them :)
A,
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...Poor husbands. :-)
Rajeev,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to B Log. I hope I spelled your name right. Glad you liked them. Keep visiting :-)
Chowla sir,
ReplyDeleteRight!! And pepper spray as well :-)
footwear and eve teasers.. guilty
ReplyDeletePolythene bags as rainwear for kids
ReplyDeleteShit as bio-fuel..
ReplyDeleteHEHEHEHE..
Awesome piece..:)
Cheers
Nuts
Chriz,
ReplyDelete:-) Hmmm I get it. Thank you.
Holy Lama,
ReplyDeleteYes!!!!!! Thats one extra ordinary use of polythene bags. :-D
Nipun,
ReplyDeleteEeeeewwwwwwww but true :-P
Thanks much for the point. :-D
By the way, I am a male and a very nice husband. So here are some to defend some fellow husbands
ReplyDelete"Diamonds to calm down angry wife"
"Gym to get away from wife"
3rd and 5th are the best. I'd love to get an opportunity to use them as you've suggested. I wan't to beat the hell out of eve-teasers :)
ReplyDeleteA,
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Now thats sweet. :-)
Diamonds are an costly affair huh :-)
gym to get away from wife and fat!! :-)
Ajay,
ReplyDeleteMay your wish come true :-)
hey friend shukriya for all the encourgemnt ya:)
ReplyDeleteRamesh,
ReplyDeleteSure thing. :-) Anytime.
Nicely put!
ReplyDeleteI think I need a cup of coffee and a good night's sleep to come up with more :P
Will get back to this in the morning.
Paan and Gutka for all the airports in India:).
ReplyDeleteCreate a 'red spray' that can't be reproduced or removed. priceless i say:D :D
good list
ReplyDeletereuse
banana what about potato
Chemical extracts from cigarette butts can be used to protect steel pipes from rusting, a study in China has found http://ibnlive.com/news/china-scientists-find-use-for-cigarette-butts/115241-11.html?from=hp
ReplyDeleteShaunak,
ReplyDeleteSure. Hope you had a good cup of coffee AND a good night's sleep. Does coffee induce sleep? I read it was otherwise :-P
kish,
ReplyDelete:-D Hahahaha.
Really priceless :-)
sm,
ReplyDeleteOh yes!! potato to cool ones eyes and reduce dark cirlces :-)
WD,
ReplyDeleteThats a novel idea. Thanks for the link. Hope people here implement it :-)