I won't prepare coffee in the morning. I would like my coffee while still on bed and you should prepare and bring it to me.
I won't cook for anyone. You may visit my home but you've got to take care and cook and feed for yourself. I would also expect you to cook for me; but of course I won't insist or stare at you when you are eating.
I am not an entertainer. I won't entertain you; but I have made provisions for the same. I have a BIG Plasma 3D TV for you to watch and get entertained while I may read a book in my own space.
I won't say "chooo chweet" or "cute" when kids yell. They better STOP!
God bless if the maid doesn't turn up. I will go fasting for days; but I won't cook! Who's gonna wash the vessels and clean up the kitchen?
I won't arrange your clothes in cupboard. Don't ask me where your underwear is? Thats your underwear!
Don't expect me to listen to you, hear your problems and cuddle you up. Go find a teddy bear.
I fight; and I fight. That's it. Don't wait for me to come up to you and make it up. I won't (crossing my hands now!)
And man! why should I try changing you? Don't think I might try to bring you in line.
I also don't expect you to hold the door open for me to pass.
Nor do I expect you to pay the bill at the restaurant.
No; I don't want you to pull the chair for me to make me comfortable.
I don't wait for you to offer to drop me home - I can hire a taxi.
Yes, I can fix a light bulb and I can clean the ceiling.
AND don't expect me to be a carrier of your future progeny.
If you've developed all these ideas by reading mushy quotes; wake up!
I am a WOMAN